Just The Girl

Sunday, March 19, 2006

had watch a short film on the web 2 days ago.. is about the relationship between legal and sexual/bg relationships.

perhaps, i don't need a lawyer.. well, at least i wouldn't want a lawyer who will pop by beside me when me and my partner are about ..ehem.. well, going to start smooching.. etc..

prehaps, i just need him to fill up an application form (yar.. like those we filled up when we apply for credit cards, loans etc ..)

and the application form will probably go like this..

A ) Personal details :-

1) Name :

2) Gender (as on birth cert) :

3) Age :

4) DOB :

5) Nationality :

6) Marital Status : Single / Married / Divorce / In the process of divorcing (pls underline where appropriate)

7) Occupation (if still pursing studies, pls skip #8 and go to #9) :

8) Name of current company :

9) Name of Institute/College/ University :

10) No of years of working :

11) Smoking ? : Smoker / Non - smoker / Social Smoker / EX- Smoker

12) Hobbies :

B) Past Experiences in love

1) Age at first love :

2) No of relationship(s) till date (if 0, please skip #3,4 and proceed to #5) :

3) How long each relationship(s) last (if not sure, give an average) :

4) Reasons for ending the relationship(s) :

5) Reasons for not having any relationship(s) :

C) Current Situation

1) Reasons for wanting to start a relationship :

2) What's your attitude towards this relationship : Fling / Trying it out (delete where appropriate)

3) Where do u see this relationship in 1 year time :

--end--

Rider Clause

1) To be true and honest in everything said and done throughout the period of the relationship.

2) To give sufficient freedom and time to each other. (i can't stick to a person all day long! i enjoy shopping alone! enjoy time to myself and enjoy time wif my friends!)

3) To talk things over calmly when things happen. And not to go straight into argument.

4) Never leave unhappinesses/arguments/disputes overnight. Any unhappinesses should be voiced out there and then on the actual day. Never sleep on it.

5) Never shoulder problems alone. When there's any problems, be it financial, family, work, health, must always share and discuss together. (Ok, if work is P&C, understandable and excusable)

6) Must always remember to flush the toilet after use and always wash your hands after use. Always check that toilet seat is in clean conditions after use.

7) If smoking, please do not smoke in the house. It will taint the bed, sofa and all the furnitures.

8) When back from outdoors, please wash feets before stepping around the house. Never jump on the bed with dirty feets!

9) Introduce me to at least 3 of your close friends.

10) Have dinner/lunch or some time (at least 2 hours) together at least once a week. (excusable if busy with work)

--end--

i, ____________ the undersigned, hereby declare that all the above informations are correct and accurate at the time of disclosure. I agree to be bound by the terms and conditions of the agreement as issued above.

Signature :

Date :

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Below to be complete by authorised personnel :

Approved / Pending / Unapproved

Reasons :

Signature :

Date :

Just The Girl @ 11:55 PM